Okay. Nine pages later, I am done with my final essay for my literature class… My only real concern is that it was supposed to be split half and half(ish) between short story fictions and poetry, and only like two or three pages are on poetry… and that’s including the conclusion… Yikes..
#i did pretty good though if you ask me #especially for not having read most of it #with me luck on the drama portion of the final though #since I haven’t read those either #and it will be an in class written essay #and only two hours #awhh fuck
Yes I'll be off work in an hour!
Good cause I'm still finished and tonight is your last chance.
Everyone has to stay for ten hours tonight.
Okay that's fine, if I work fast, I can still sleep for six or seven hours when I finish the essay...
Everyone has to stay for twelve hours tonight.
You're thinking it will take an hour tops to finish me but you just remembered there is another part that is going to take a long time.
Oh God and I can't even bullshit through it, or I won't get a good enough grade in the class to get into the program at the university...
*finishes work and gets on tumblr*
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
we’re gonna be weird adults
excuse the fuck out of you
i am a weird adult
my housemate’s having relationship issues with her boyfriend not appreciating her, so i made her a cup of tea and sent her this comic to cheer her up
i don’t know how to cheer people up.